FAT BOY

For a staunch conservative who believes everyone should have a job in order to give their life meaning, my animals are completely worthless.

This is Reggae. Fat. Worthless. Unrepentant.

What little he is asked to do can't even be called a vocation; it's more an avocation, because I think he actually considers it a hobby to spook, bolt and buck me off.

If things go south around here financially...or my French gets WAY better...he could end up on the menu.