It takes a girlfriend...a very close and very long-time girlfriend to peg you with the most befitting present of anyone. Husbands, bless their hearts, give presents intended to show appreciation. Kids give you presents that generally have to do with your job as mom. But a girlfriend will give you a present because it made her laugh because it is just so perfect.
Behold. The notepad of my exasperation with the stupid.
I will be sprinkling these around...you can count on it.